Jokes Of The Day

Amitabh
Bachan In
KBC Question
For 10 Lac To
Santa.
What Is The
Colour Of
Your Wife’s
Panties?
Option 1 :
“White”
Option 2 :
“Grey”
Option 3 :
“Black”
Option 4 :
"Blue”
Santa
Sochte Hue :
“ Can I
Phone A
Friend?
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Husbnd- Janu ek kiss kar lu..??
Wife- nahi..
Husb- Saree la dunga..
Wife- Bilkul nahi..
Husbnd- Jwellery la dunga..
Wife- Ek bar bola na, nahi,,
Pass me soya hua Beta bola-"Meri
le lo,, Cycle la dena" 
ha ha ha lolzz
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Apni Girl-friend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho,
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Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene
Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho
To Us Se Puchho
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“ Kya Khaayegi MOTI ??
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Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi,
Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge ...