Jokes Of The Day

Teacher :- iska arth (meaning)
bataiye..
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Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress
Me
Bomb
Lagdi Mainu...
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Student :- prasang me ye panktiya
hamari
pathya pustak "Yo Yo Honey
Singh" me
sankalit Kavita
'BlueEyes' se li gayi hai...
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Jiske rachaita "Shree Yo Yo Honey
Singh ji"
hai...
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Is Mein kavi kehna chahate hai...
Hey Balika..!

Teri neeli ankhe mujhe sammohit
karti hai..
Mujhe vishwaas hai ki...
Tu in chhoti vastro mein
Visphotak samagri k samaan lagti
hai....!!
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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya..
usne English me baat karne ki sochi aur bola: English chalegi na??
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Ladki sharmate hue: Soda, Namkeen aur leg piece saath me ho to DESI bhi chalegi...