Jokes Of The Day

Pati aur patni ghumne gaye. Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se kaha –
Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji
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Ek ladka school der se jata hai
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Principal :"Late kyo hue ??? .
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Boy :"Bike kharab ho gyi the
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Principal :"Bus mei nhi aa skte the
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Boy :"Maine kaha tha sir .
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par apki beti k nakhre khatam ho tab na.
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Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha
Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu.
Sardar : Menu pata hai…kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai!