Jokes Of The Day

Caller: hello Pizza Hunt??
Pizza Hunt: yes sir
Caller: 1 large pizza, 2 small pizza aur ek
coke bhejo
Pizza hunt: Kiske naam pe bheju sir ?
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Caller: Allah ke Naam pe dede baba.
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Police man: Itni Kyu Piiee Rakhi He?
Sharabi: Majburi Thi Sir..
Police man: Kya Majburi Thi?
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Sharabi – Botal Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya…
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