Jokes Of The Day
Boy : What is 143.
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Girl : i love you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i miss you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i need you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i kill you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : phir kya hai ?....
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Boy : one hundred&forty three
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pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar
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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Navratra chal rahe hain na...
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एक हैदराबादी परिवार में
बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ
घर आया|
मां : काईकू रोरा ?
बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू
मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल
तेरेकू ?
बेटा : मैं
मुर्गी बोला उसकू
मां : अरे ! काईकू
ऐसा बोला रे ?
बेटा : काईकू बोले तो?
हर ईक्जामा में
आंडा देरी मेरेक
Bda Gurur Hai Usko Khud Par...
Kal Raat Bhi Nashe Mein Guzri, Nasha Tha Unki Yaad Ka…
Diwangi Itni Bad Gai Hai K Sujhta Nahi Kuch Bhi Baad Ka…
Kahin Jhalak Na Dikh Jaye, Wo Niqalane Lage Naqab Mein…
Lagta Hai Pathar Ka Dil Ho Gya Hai Ab Us Na Muraad Ka…
Deewane Ka Dil Le Bdi Bedardi Se Roundh Deti Hai Pairo Me…
Zalim Khud Ko Shayad Samjhti Hai Mailka Husn E Qaynat Ka…
Bda Gurur Hai Usko Khud Par, Har Cheej Ka Mol Bhav Karti Hai…
Nadan Hai Kharid Ki Vastu Jaan, Mol Lagati Hai Mere Jazbaat Ka…
Maine Bhi Yahi Thani Hai, Uskr Dilo Dimag Se Husn Ka Gurur Chur Kar…
Uske Dil Mein Pyar Ki Jyot Jalayega Banda Yeh Parbat Digaar Ka….
Jokes Of The Day
Teacher :- iska arth (meaning)
bataiye..
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Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress
Me
Bomb
Lagdi Mainu...
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Student :- prasang me ye panktiya
hamari
pathya pustak "Yo Yo Honey
Singh" me
sankalit Kavita
'BlueEyes' se li gayi hai...
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Jiske rachaita "Shree Yo Yo Honey
Singh ji"
hai...
...
Is Mein kavi kehna chahate hai...
Hey Balika..!
Teri neeli ankhe mujhe sammohit
karti hai..
Mujhe vishwaas hai ki...
Tu in chhoti vastro mein
Visphotak samagri k samaan lagti
hai....!!
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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya..
usne English me baat karne ki sochi aur bola: English chalegi na??
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Ladki sharmate hue: Soda, Namkeen aur leg piece saath me ho to DESI bhi chalegi...
Wo Shayar Wo Deewaanaa Hai, Par Itnaa Bhi Badnamm Nahee....
Khamoshi Mein Bhi Chain Nahi, Kuch Kehke Bhi Aaram Nahi…
Lakh Bahane Karke Dekhe, Labon Se Jata Wo Naam Nahi...
Unki Khatir Sabko Chhoda, Ab Apna Yeh Haal Hua...
Suni Mehfil, Rutha Saqii, Tuta Futa Bhi Jaam Nahee...
Unki Zulfein, Mera Shana, Meri Neendein , Unka Jaana…
Ekk Zamana Beet Gaya, Par Phir Louti Waisi Shaam Nahee....
Munsib Unka, Unki Adalat, Insafon Ka Haal Na Puchho…
Apne Sar Pe Ilzam Hazaroon, Un Par Koi Ilzam Nahee...
Wo Dhadkan Mein. Wo Khwabon Mein, Wo Apni Har Baat Mein Milenge…
Unko Bhulkar Do Pal Jee Lein Apne Bas Ka Yeh Kaam Nahee…
Usko Apne Pass Bula Lo, Shikwe Sare Aaj Meeta Lo…
Wo Shayar Wo Deewaanaa Hai, Par Itnaa Bhi Badnamm Nahee....
Jokes Of The Day
Teacher to student Aaj tune fir homework kyun nahi kiya..
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Student : sir, light nai thi..
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Sir : to saale mombati jala leta..
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Student : sir, machis nai utha sakta tha..
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Sir : kyu.. ??
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Student :sir, puja ghar me rakhi thi..
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Sir : to uthayi kyun nai.. ??
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Student : nahaya -nai tha sir..
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Sir : saale nahaya kyu nai tha.. ??
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Student : paani nahi tha sir..
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Sir : paani kyu nahi tha.. ??
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Student : sir motor nahi chal raha tha..
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Sir : ullu k pathhe ab motor kokya hua.. ??
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Student : sir aap admi ho ya pajama,
saala kitni baar bolu light nahi thi !!!
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Ek Enginiar 2 cigaret pee raha tha.
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Girl - 2 cigaret kyo pee rahe ho.
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Enginiar - dost ki yaad aa gai ek dost ke liye or ek mere.
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kuch din baad Enginiar ek cigaret pee raha tha.
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Girl - ek cigaret pee rahe ho dost ko bhul gaye.
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Enginiar - nahi pagal, mene cigaret peena chod diya......Ye to dost ke liye
Yaadon Ko Dil Se Mitayeinge To Kaise??
Mohabbat Chal Rahi Hai Par Ek Aisa Mod Aya Jab Larki Us Se Kehti Hai...
Aaj Shadi Ki Baat Huyi Hai Ghar Main Humhri Mohabbat Chupaoge To Kaise?
Koi Ayera Geera Ayega Le Jane Mujhko Apne Hathon Se Dolli Bethaoge To
Kaisay?
Na Kar Sake Apne Ghar Walo Ko
Bataoge To Kaisay??
(Ab Kuch Din Guzarte Hai Shadi Ka Tym Teh Ho Chuka Hai Sara Kuch Intazam Ho Chuka Hai)
Larki Phir Larke Se Kehti Hai...
Main Jante Thi Nhi Thi Muqadar Main Mere Khushiyan Ab Phoolon Ko Balon
Main Sajaongi To Kaise??
Teri Chahat Teri Yadon Se Bhara Hai Mera Dil Naye Humsafar Ko Dil Main
Basahongi To Kaise??
Palkon Ko Num Rehne Ki Adaat Si Ho Gyi Hai Kajal Ko Ankhon Main Lagaongi
Toh Kaise??
(Kuch Larke Jo Natak Karte Hai Kuch Sachai Ke Sath Hote Hain Jo Dil Se Mohabbat Karte Hain Khair Ab Larka Kehta Hai)....
Kuch Siskiyan Se Maan Main Ubhar Rahi Hain Pachtawe Ki Aag Bujhaonga To Kaise??
Tumhri Shadi Pe Bolaya Hai Mujhko Yeh Galiyan Yeh Chobare Sajaon Ga To Kaise??
Ab Guzare Ka Din Raat Teri Yaad Main Apne Dil Se Teri Yaadon Ko Hataonga Toh Kaise??
(Ab Inhi Sub Baton Pe Main Kehta Hon)
Kishti Doobi Na Toh Kinare Lagein Tofani
Ehron Se Zindagi Bachayenge Toh
Kaise??
Sochne Ki Baat Hai Jo Ek Dosre Ke Bin Rehte Na The Kabhi...Yaadon Ko Dil Se Mitayeinge To Kaise??
Mohabbat Milti Hai Aur Milte Rahegi Kisi Ke Liya Dil Main Jagah Banaoge Toh
Kaise??
Jokes Of The Day
Bhikari: kuch khane ko Dedo.
SANTA - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari - roti dedo
Santa - TAMATAR KHAO
Bikari -l ao tamatar hi do
Santa ki Mumy - ye totla h,keh rha h,
KAMAKAR khao.
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Santa Qabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha
Police=Kya Kar Rahe Ho ?
Santa=Abbu K Liye Dua,
Police=Ye To Bachche Ki Qabr Hai
Santa=Abbu Bachpan Me Hi Mar Gaye The.....................................
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Santa Ne Car Se 4Logo Ko
Daba Diya
Judge-Tumne Sarab V Nai Pi Thi Fir V Ye Q kiya?
Santa-Sir
IDEA Walo Ne Kha Tha Ki
Is Gaane K Liye 4Dabaye
Teri Tasveer, Tere Khat, Teri Har Ik Nishani…
Hazaron Dard Seeney Mein Chupaye Phir Raha Hon Mein..
Teri Furqat Ka Gham Dil Se Lagaye Phir Raha Hon Mein...
Lutaa Dala Hai Mene Apna Sab Kuch Teri Chahat Pe…
Fakat Apni Anaa Baaki Bachaye Phir Raha Hoon Mein...
Teri Tasveer, Tere Khat, Teri Har Ik Nishani…
Abhi Tak Apne Seeney Se Lagaye Phir Raha Hoon Mein...
Nazar Teri Kisi Din To Parre Gi Mujh Pe Ae Zalim…
Tamasha Is Liye Khud Ko Banaye Phir Raha Hoon Mein...
Bhuja Sakta Nahin Koi Hawaye-Tund Ka Jhonka…
Diye Aese Wafaa Ke Jalaye Phir Raha Hoon Mein…
Urooj Ankhain Meri Purnam Hain Jis Ki Bewafayi
Per..
Usi Ke Khawb Ankhon Mein Basaye Phir Raha Hoon Mein….
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