Jokes Of The Day
Wife : Dinner kia ??
Husband : Dinner kia ??
Wife : Office se kab aye..
Husband : Office se kab aye..
Wife : whats wrong with you ?
Husband : whats wrong with you ?
Wife : okay lets go Shopping ...
Husband : Ya... I have completed my Dinner...
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Girl- i love you
Boy- i love u too..
Girl- kitna pyar krte
ho tum
mujhse?
Boy- Jitna tum karti
ho
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Girl- kamine iska
mtlab tu bhi
sirf timepass kr
raha ha..
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1 engineer ko job nahi mili toh usne clinic khola or bahar likha:
Rs 300 me elaj karwayen
Elaj na hua to 1000 wapis
1 admi ne socha ki 1000 kamani ka acha mokka hai.
woh clinic aaya or kaha mujhe kisi bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi aata.
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko 3 drops pilao
nurse ne pila di
Mareez: Yeh toh petrol hai
Dr: Mubarak ho aapko taste mehsus hogaya lao Rs. 300.
Admi ko ghusa aaya......
Kuch din bad woh phir gaya ta ki Dr. se purana paisa wapis le.
Admi: Dr. saheb meri yadasht kum ho gai hai
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or 3 drops pilao
Marez: Lekin wo dawa to zuban ki taste ke liye hai.
Dr: Yeh lo tumhari yadasht bhi wapis aagai
lao Rs.300.
Tere Sang Zindgi Beetane Ki...
Tujhe Chahna Aur Chahte Rehna Maine Apni Aadat Bana Li Hai…
Tere Sang Zindgi Beetane Ki Khawahish Dil Mein Jagaa Li Hai…
Chahe Tum Pass Ho Ya Dur Ho, Tumharaa Deedar Ho Jata Hai Mujhko…
Maine Ek Najar Dekh Tumhe Teri Surat Apni Aakhon Mein Basa Li Hai…
Bahut Sukun Deta Hai Aakar Tera Meri Bahon Mein Simatnaa…
Qahr Dhata Hai Jhukakar Palkein Uthana Tera, Teri Har Ada Nirali Hai…
Gulab Ki Pankhuriyon Se Bhi Jyada Komal Honth Hai Tumhare…
Hothon Se Hothon Ko Chhu De To Lage Jaan Nikalne Wali Hai…
Teri Zulfein Jaise Kali Ghata, Tera Chehra Khilta Gulab Sa…
Jab Zulfein Tu Lehrati Hai, Lagta Hai Kali Ghata Barsane Wali Hai…
Tum Mere Hote Gaye To Mera Har Ek Khawab Bhi Sach Hota Gaya…
Meri Zindgi Mein Aate Hi Tumhare, Laga Kismat Badalne Wali Hai…..
Jokes Of The Day
Boy : What is 143.
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Girl : i love you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i miss you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i need you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : i kill you
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Boy : no.
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Girl : phir kya hai ?....
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Boy : one hundred&forty three
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pehle jaa k numbers sikle gawar
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Santa roti ka 1 tukda khud kha raha tha aur 1 pass baithi murgi ko khila raha tha...
Banta: "Ye kya kar raha hai?"
Santa- "Chicken ke sath roti kha raha hu.
Navratra chal rahe hain na...
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एक हैदराबादी परिवार में
बेटा स्कूल से रोता हुआ
घर आया|
मां : काईकू रोरा ?
बेटा : टीचर मारी मेरेकू
मां : काईकू मारी चुडैल
तेरेकू ?
बेटा : मैं
मुर्गी बोला उसकू
मां : अरे ! काईकू
ऐसा बोला रे ?
बेटा : काईकू बोले तो?
हर ईक्जामा में
आंडा देरी मेरेक
Bda Gurur Hai Usko Khud Par...
Kal Raat Bhi Nashe Mein Guzri, Nasha Tha Unki Yaad Ka…
Diwangi Itni Bad Gai Hai K Sujhta Nahi Kuch Bhi Baad Ka…
Kahin Jhalak Na Dikh Jaye, Wo Niqalane Lage Naqab Mein…
Lagta Hai Pathar Ka Dil Ho Gya Hai Ab Us Na Muraad Ka…
Deewane Ka Dil Le Bdi Bedardi Se Roundh Deti Hai Pairo Me…
Zalim Khud Ko Shayad Samjhti Hai Mailka Husn E Qaynat Ka…
Bda Gurur Hai Usko Khud Par, Har Cheej Ka Mol Bhav Karti Hai…
Nadan Hai Kharid Ki Vastu Jaan, Mol Lagati Hai Mere Jazbaat Ka…
Maine Bhi Yahi Thani Hai, Uskr Dilo Dimag Se Husn Ka Gurur Chur Kar…
Uske Dil Mein Pyar Ki Jyot Jalayega Banda Yeh Parbat Digaar Ka….
Jokes Of The Day
Teacher :- iska arth (meaning)
bataiye..
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Blue Eyes Hypnotyes Teri Kardi
Hai Mainu I Swear Chhoti Dress
Me
Bomb
Lagdi Mainu...
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Student :- prasang me ye panktiya
hamari
pathya pustak "Yo Yo Honey
Singh" me
sankalit Kavita
'BlueEyes' se li gayi hai...
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Jiske rachaita "Shree Yo Yo Honey
Singh ji"
hai...
...
Is Mein kavi kehna chahate hai...
Hey Balika..!
Teri neeli ankhe mujhe sammohit
karti hai..
Mujhe vishwaas hai ki...
Tu in chhoti vastro mein
Visphotak samagri k samaan lagti
hai....!!
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Ek ladka, ladki dekhne gaya..
usne English me baat karne ki sochi aur bola: English chalegi na??
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Ladki sharmate hue: Soda, Namkeen aur leg piece saath me ho to DESI bhi chalegi...
Wo Shayar Wo Deewaanaa Hai, Par Itnaa Bhi Badnamm Nahee....
Khamoshi Mein Bhi Chain Nahi, Kuch Kehke Bhi Aaram Nahi…
Lakh Bahane Karke Dekhe, Labon Se Jata Wo Naam Nahi...
Unki Khatir Sabko Chhoda, Ab Apna Yeh Haal Hua...
Suni Mehfil, Rutha Saqii, Tuta Futa Bhi Jaam Nahee...
Unki Zulfein, Mera Shana, Meri Neendein , Unka Jaana…
Ekk Zamana Beet Gaya, Par Phir Louti Waisi Shaam Nahee....
Munsib Unka, Unki Adalat, Insafon Ka Haal Na Puchho…
Apne Sar Pe Ilzam Hazaroon, Un Par Koi Ilzam Nahee...
Wo Dhadkan Mein. Wo Khwabon Mein, Wo Apni Har Baat Mein Milenge…
Unko Bhulkar Do Pal Jee Lein Apne Bas Ka Yeh Kaam Nahee…
Usko Apne Pass Bula Lo, Shikwe Sare Aaj Meeta Lo…
Wo Shayar Wo Deewaanaa Hai, Par Itnaa Bhi Badnamm Nahee....
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