Products For Lazy People

This hair dryer stand:

Your arms are fragile and do not need to lift this heavy hot wind blowing machine.
This toilet paper extender:

Nothing worse than the ol’ lean-and-drip.
Remotlash-bottle-opener:

Because who even knows what important TV moments you could miss on your journey to find a bottle opener.
A self-turning ice cream cone:

This ice cream spins by itself so your tongue doesn’t have to do all the heavy licking.
These prism glasses:


No one should have to be forced to sit upright while reading or watching TV.
A snowball maker:

 Is it too much to ask that we form our OWN snowballs? Yes. It is.

Canned sandwiches:

It’s a sandwich, but without any of the physical sandwich making labor!
This dog poop contraption:

Saves you all the energy you were about to exert bending over to pick up the poop!
This toilet lid pedal:

Take THAT, every man ever!! Hahahahha.