Meaning of headshakes in India.. funny.. !!

Meaning of headshakes in India.. funny.. !!

Are These Paintings Or Photos?

 Are These Paintings Or Photos?

Joke OF The Day

पति-पत्नी एक भीड़ भरी बस में यात्रा कर रहे थे,
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पतिदेव एक सुन्दर औरत से बस में सटकर खड़े हुए थे ...
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स्वाभाविक रूप में ,यह देखकर पत्नी जल रही थी !

अचानक वह औरत घूमी और आदमी के गाल पर एक जोरदार तमाचा मारा !
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"बद्तमीज़ चीटी काटता है "

बस से उतरकर पति पत्नी को सफाई देने लगा कि उसने चिकोटी नहीं काटी थी।

पत्नी अर्थपूर्ण नज़रों से देखते हुए मुस्कुराकर बोली ....

''वह तो सिर्फ मुझे मालूम है ! और चिपको ???
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Larka phone pay:fridge chal raha hay?
admi:han
Larka:pakar lo bhag jae ga
thori dair bad
Larka:fridge chal raha hay?
admi:han bhai chal raha hay!
Larka:pakar lo bhag jae ga
phir thori dair bad
Larka:fridge chal raha hay?
admi gusse say:nhi
larka:kaha tha na pakar ko bhag gya na
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Ek baar 300 Paagal ship me ja rahe
the!
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Ship dubi nahi firbi sab mar gaye!
Kaise ?
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Bich samunder me ship bigad gayi thi,
Saale dhakka dene utar gaye.....
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Yad Aati Hai Wo Pados Ki Ladki (Wo Meri Jaan....)

Yad Aati H Wo Bachpan Ki Masumiyat, Wo Bachpan Ki Shaitani...

Yaad Aati Hai Wo Suni Hui Maa Ko Goud Mein Kahani...

Yad Aata H Wo Barish Mein Bhigna, Phir Sardi Ke Kaaran Chhikna...

Yad Aata Hai Maa Ka Apne Aachal Se Sar Pochhna, Jhutha Datna Aur Kosna...

Yad Aata Papa Ke Aate Hi Pichhe Padna, Ghumne Ki Zidd Krna...

Yaad Aata Hai Papa Ka Bahr Ghumana, Bde Pyar Se Ice Cream Dilana...

Yaad Aati Hai Wo Dosto Ki Toli, Jinke Sang Kheli Thi Holi...

Yad Aata H Wo Dosto Ka Rang Lagana, Pani Tanki Mein Dal Kr Nahlana...

Yad Aati H Wo Khadus Madam, Jiske Dantne Se Hi Nikl Jata Tha Dum...

Yad Aata H Wo School Kaa Madhyantr, Khelte The Sabhi Dost Milkar...

Yad Aati Hai Wo Pados Ki Ladki (Meri Jaan) , Khuli Rehti Thi Jiske Kamre Ki Khidki...

Yad Aata H Uska Chhup Chhup Kr Dekhna, Mere Dekhte Hi Parde Ke Pichhe Chhipna...

Yad Ata Hai Wo Titli Pakdna, Kabhi Girna Kabhi Sambhalna...

Wo Galiyon Mein Khelna, Ghar Ke Shishe Tutne Par Kisi Ek Ka Bhi Na Milna...

Ab Sab Bdal Gya, Na Bagiche Rahe...

Na Maidan Rhe, Na Tyohar Rahe Na Yaar Rhe...

Ab Na Wo Khidki Khulti Hai Aur Na Hi Wo Ladki Dikhti Hai...

Na Kahin Se Dosto Ki Boli Sunti Hai, Na Ab Holi Manti Hai...

Na Barish Ka Mousam Aata Hai, Na Maa Ka Aanchal Pochhta Hai...

Bas Dikhti Hai Sirf Dunia Ki Bheed Aur Bheed Mein Tanha Meri Aankh Se Behta Pani....

Yadaati Hai Wo Bachpan Ki Masoomiyat Wo Bachpan Ki Shaitani....

Lovers Got Caught and Punished

Lovers Got Caught and Punished

Strange Animals You Won't Believe Exist

 Strange Animals You Won't Believe Exist

Jokes Of The Day

Kutto Ki Ladaai 
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Engineero Ki Padhai Kabhi khatam Nahi Hoti
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Pati aur patni ki
Ladai ke baad
Patni : Hey Bhagwan
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Agar “Yeh galat hai
toh Inhe utha lo
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Aur
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“Mein galat hu toh.
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Mujhe vidwa
Banado..........................................!!!
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College life-
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time-
Oye!! Ye kya likha hai??
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Jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh,
jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design
bana de!!
True or not. ?

Ab Bhi Waqt Hai Kahna Use Wo Laut Aaye....

Na Jane Kon C Ghadi Aisi Aaye...

Jo Mere Liye Mout Ka Sandesha Laye...

Aaj Rota Hu Mai Uske Liye...

Kal Wo Mere Liye Ansu Bahaye...

Use Kah Dena Ke Ye Aakhri Mouka Hai Milne Ka...

Aisa Na Ho Ke Mai Na Rahu Aur Phir Wo Bahut Pachhtaye...

Aaj Uski Yaado Ne Jeena Mohal Kar Rakha Hai Mera...

Kal Kahi Meri Yaade Use Raato Ko Na Jgaye...

Dena Sandesha Mera Use...

Ab Bhi Waqt Hai Kahna Use Wo Laut Aaye....

Cash Robber Caught Red Handed by Crowd

Cash Robber Caught Red Handed by Crowd

Google Facts Prove They Own The World

   Google Facts Prove They Own The World

Jokes Of The day

Behind every successful student.
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There is a
Deactivated Facebook account.....!!!
do you Agreeeee...??
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हे भगवान
मैं ज़िंदगी की छोटी छोटी 
परेशानियों से थक गयी हूँ 

तुम्हे अगर मुझे परेशानियाँ देनी ही हैं 
तो बड़ी बड़ी परेशानियाँ दो, 
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¤ मैं अरबो रुपये किस बैक में रखुं ?
¤ शापिंग करने किस देश में जाउं ?
¤ अपना जेट प्लेन कहाँ पर पार्क करुं ?
¤ दुनिया के किसी भी देश के सर्वोच्च पद पर किसे समर्थन करुं ?
¤ उधार दिये हुए करोड़ो रुपये कैसे वसुल करुं ?
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Aaj Subha Maine Newspaper Mein
Padha Ki: “Doston Ke Saath WhatsApp
Karne Se Sabse Jyada Time Waste Hota
Hai.”
To Aaj Se.....
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Newspaper Band.

Sala Doston Pe Ungli Uthata Hai ....!

Mohabbat..

Ajeeb Rishta Hai Ye Mhbt Bhi Dosto...

Jine K Liye Ankho Ko Rango Se Bhari Nazar Deta Hai...

Kayi Baar Jab Zindgi Mein Bahut Khalipan Hota Hai...

Koi Ajnabii Aa K Zindgi Ko Khushiyo Se Bhar Deta Hai...

Jo Apne Log Sang Hokar Bhi Na Kar Sake...

Kabhi Kabhi Vo Ek Anjana Kar Deta Hai...

Shaame Tanha Si Hoti Hai Raate B Khamosh Si...

Ek Shakhs Phir Hamein Roshni Se Bhari Nayi Seher Deta Hai...

Gumsum Rehne Wala Dil Khushiyo Ko Agosh Mein Liye Jhumta Hai...

Ye Pyar Bhi Bade Hi Khubsurat Asar Deta Hai...

Dar Dar Mhbt Ki Talash Mein Bhatakne Wale Musafir Ko...

Chahto Bhara Angan Bepanah Mhbt Se Bhara Ghar Deta Hai...

Ajeeb Rishta Hai Ye Mhbt Bhi Dosto....

Jine K Liye Ankho Ko Rango Se Bhari Nazar Deta Hai......

Unbelievable stealing caught on cctv camera..!!

Unbelievable stealing caught on cctv camera..!!

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