Jokes Of The Day
Wife : Dinner kia ??
Husband : Dinner kia ??
Wife : Office se kab aye..
Husband : Office se kab aye..
Wife : whats wrong with you ?
Husband : whats wrong with you ?
Wife : okay lets go Shopping ...
Husband : Ya... I have completed my Dinner...
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Girl- i love you
Boy- i love u too..
Girl- kitna pyar krte
ho tum
mujhse?
Boy- Jitna tum karti
ho
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Girl- kamine iska
mtlab tu bhi
sirf timepass kr
raha ha..
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1 engineer ko job nahi mili toh usne clinic khola or bahar likha:
Rs 300 me elaj karwayen
Elaj na hua to 1000 wapis
1 admi ne socha ki 1000 kamani ka acha mokka hai.
woh clinic aaya or kaha mujhe kisi bhi cheez ka zaiqa nahi aata.
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or isko 3 drops pilao
nurse ne pila di
Mareez: Yeh toh petrol hai
Dr: Mubarak ho aapko taste mehsus hogaya lao Rs. 300.
Admi ko ghusa aaya......
Kuch din bad woh phir gaya ta ki Dr. se purana paisa wapis le.
Admi: Dr. saheb meri yadasht kum ho gai hai
Dr: Box 22 se dawa nikalo or 3 drops pilao
Marez: Lekin wo dawa to zuban ki taste ke liye hai.
Dr: Yeh lo tumhari yadasht bhi wapis aagai
lao Rs.300.
Tere Sang Zindgi Beetane Ki...
Tujhe Chahna Aur Chahte Rehna Maine Apni Aadat Bana Li Hai…
Tere Sang Zindgi Beetane Ki Khawahish Dil Mein Jagaa Li Hai…
Chahe Tum Pass Ho Ya Dur Ho, Tumharaa Deedar Ho Jata Hai Mujhko…
Maine Ek Najar Dekh Tumhe Teri Surat Apni Aakhon Mein Basa Li Hai…
Bahut Sukun Deta Hai Aakar Tera Meri Bahon Mein Simatnaa…
Qahr Dhata Hai Jhukakar Palkein Uthana Tera, Teri Har Ada Nirali Hai…
Gulab Ki Pankhuriyon Se Bhi Jyada Komal Honth Hai Tumhare…
Hothon Se Hothon Ko Chhu De To Lage Jaan Nikalne Wali Hai…
Teri Zulfein Jaise Kali Ghata, Tera Chehra Khilta Gulab Sa…
Jab Zulfein Tu Lehrati Hai, Lagta Hai Kali Ghata Barsane Wali Hai…
Tum Mere Hote Gaye To Mera Har Ek Khawab Bhi Sach Hota Gaya…
Meri Zindgi Mein Aate Hi Tumhare, Laga Kismat Badalne Wali Hai…..
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